Electronic Mail! Spam|! Spammity Spam
Oh, dreadful spam! It's always appearing in my inbox. Millions of messages every day, all stuffed with worthless information. I just want to scream at the top of my lungs! Truly, how can anyone tolerate this infestation?
Maybe they're
Maybe they're justbored.
Howevever, I need a way out!
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